Just for the record, 'cause some of you fucks out there keep count, Los Dryheavers ain't necessarily a new band. They've been around and gigging for over three years now. If you ain't heard of them that's because you were probably too enraptured receiving the old hucklebuck. No worries, it's understandable man.
So anyways, Los Dryhavers have been playing gigs all over Central Califas, consisting primarily of the Bay Area and the Central Coast; those burgs being Fresno, Monterey, San Francisco and sometimes even sketchy Hollister. When shit gets a little slow and The Heavers need to supplement their vice money, they play Santa Cruz (the Jury Room here is representing all of S.C., fucken ironic for a "local band") and oh yeah, their old stomping grounds, big Watsonville.
Big deal you say? That may be so my little princess, but if there's one thing about Los Dryheavers that you can bet your fuck on is that these guys like to ROCK, they like to frequent a brothel every once in a while, and so long as the "hole" is tight and cudly... FUCK IT!!
Some final words and last thoughts. DO YOU FUCKIN' HAVE A LOS DRYHEAVERS CONDOM MOTHERFUCKER??!! If you do not possess one, I'm sorry to say it camarada, but you ain't fucking right! As it's stated in the jimmy-hat, "Don't Fuck With Us, Don't Fuck Without Us." We're gonna be involved in this fucking motherfucker.
My glass is empty and my thirst still isn't satiated. And fuckin', oh yeah, Los Dryheavers have some pretty fuckin' dope merch. So check it out.
